








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 165 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 431 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5554 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,768 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6401 | 38% |
| Smokes | 4480 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4510 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1377 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,094,362 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 139 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kANUiT | 57% | 56 |
| #2 | JP | 52% | 196 |
| #3 | Rafuse | 50% | 60 |
| #4 | Mantux` | 50% | 92 |
| #5 | garv | 48% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kANUiT | 57% | 56 |
| #2 | JP | 52% | 196 |
| #3 | Rafuse | 50% | 60 |
| #4 | Mantux` | 50% | 92 |
| #5 | garv | 48% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mantux` | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | kANUiT | 5 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | JP | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | garv | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Rafuse | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JP | 306 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #2 | garv | 159 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | Mantux` | 130 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | Rafuse | 115 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | kANUiT | 90 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | swz [HH] | +1.45 | 75 | 60 |
| #2 | garv | +1.30 | 72 | 63 |
| #3 | kANUiT | +0.64 | 61 | 75 |
| #4 | JP | -0.34 | 75 | 62 |
| #5 | Mantux` | -0.40 | 70 | 63 |





