








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 199 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2477 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,961 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1220 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1458 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2081 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1202 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $238,277 of utility $29 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 432 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | balu | 48% | 91 |
| #2 | wig | 47% | 189 |
| #3 | LigerZeroPrime | 42% | 194 |
| #4 | Ice ♡ | 41% | 27 |
| #5 | Nachos | 41% | 343 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wig | +7.74 | 77 | 62 |
| #2 | balu | +4.64 | 70 | 65 |
| #3 | Ice ♡ | +2.85 | 59 | 56 |
| #4 | skaleywags | +1.13 | 42 | 43 |
| #5 | LigerZeroPrime | +0.48 | 34 | 53 |





