








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 258 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 466 matches | ||
| Faceit | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




76 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7977 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,982 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10520 | 32% |
| Smokes | 10594 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3718 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 8150 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $916,583 of utility $55 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 424 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blaze | 51% | 108 |
| #2 | Nachos | 48% | 46 |
| #3 | 3Putt | 44% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blaze | 51% | 108 |
| #2 | Nachos | 48% | 46 |
| #3 | 3Putt | 44% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blaze | 7 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | 3Putt | 4 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blaze | 324 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #2 | 3Putt | 213 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | Nachos | 58 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blaze | +1.82 | 69 | 63 |
| #2 | Ice ♡ | +0.97 | 56 | 58 |
| #3 | 3Putt | +0.86 | 58 | 59 |
| #4 | Nachos | -0.70 | 23 | 57 |





