








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 325 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 117 matches | ||
| Premier | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3090 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,208 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3569 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3230 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2304 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3105 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $873,956 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 163 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B00mer | 45% | 60 |
| #2 | milohazis | 43% | 60 |
| #3 | ruis antero | 41% | 141 |
| #4 | Tohtori Gerhard | 40% | 20 |
| #5 | wade | 39% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Tohtori Gerhard | 40% | 20 |
| #5 | wade | 39% | 61 |
| #6 | batm4n | 38% | 120 |
| #7 | PikkuCyrpa | 32% | 25 |
| #8 | tuukkis | 17% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | milohazis | 4 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | ruis antero | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | B00mer | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Tohtori Gerhard | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ruis antero | 473 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #2 | milohazis | 204 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #3 | wade | 198 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #4 | B00mer | 180 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #5 | batm4n | 98 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tohtori Gerhard | +4.15 | 84 | 55 |
| #2 | B00mer | +2.20 | 82 | 70 |
| #3 | milohazis | +2.08 | 64 | 68 |
| #4 | wade | +0.77 | 64 | 77 |
| #5 | Haippi ♠ | -0.75 | 48 | 62 |





