








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 168 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 158 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1849 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,421 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1933 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2444 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2568 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2476 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $661,799 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 66 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bot Why | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | BlicheR™ | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | Grabs | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | MaxDak | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | coot | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | coot | 87 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | Bot Why | 84 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #3 | HelleForHelvede | 81 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | BlicheR™ | 76 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| #5 | MaxDak | 62 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BlicheR™ | +4.19 | 68 | 55 |
| #2 | coot | +2.54 | 69 | 71 |
| #3 | Nullerdusk | +0.84 | 69 | 60 |
| #4 | Mr m0pie Ozoone Bazinga ™^ | +0.68 | 66 | 70 |
| #5 | silas | +0.11 | 76 | 46 |





