








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 50 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
871 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,094 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 446 | 21% |
| Smokes | 510 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1011 | 48% |
| Molotovs | 127 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $284,298 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 238 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dunbar | 55% | 11 |
| #2 | Reese | 53% | 34 |
| #3 | n1.pgood | 45% | 62 |
| #4 | SmokeHutCody | 44% | 50 |
| #5 | Jaymobro | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dunbar | 55% | 11 |
| #2 | Reese | 53% | 34 |
| #3 | n1.pgood | 45% | 62 |
| #4 | SmokeHutCody | 44% | 50 |
| #5 | Jaymobro | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | n1.pgood | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Reese | 2 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SmokeHutCody | 122 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | n1.pgood | 95 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | Reese | 63 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Dunbar | 53 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #5 | Jaymobro | 20 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dunbar | +2.98 | 73 | 53 |
| #2 | Reese | +2.67 | 58 | 58 |
| #3 | Jaymobro | +1.00 | 70 | 54 |
| #4 | SmokeHutCody | +0.70 | 65 | 65 |
| #5 | Johnny_B | +0.42 | 67 | 56 |





