








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 280 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 244 matches | ||
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 249 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3482 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,359 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5255 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4492 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5594 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4018 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $266,048 of utility $35 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 896 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Agahowa | 56% | 55 |
| #7 | Juan Tapp | 53% | 227 |
| #8 | bibi shireen | 53% | 110 |
| #9 | Lódy with Gófry | 50% | 193 |
| #10 | $pooky | 39% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | uzze | +3.20 | 77 | 59 |
| #2 | swar | +2.41 | 62 | 68 |
| #3 | Wuhan Tapp | +2.14 | 54 | 84 |
| #4 | SMB | +1.66 | 71 | 70 |
| #5 | subzero | +1.36 | 86 | 61 |





