








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1191 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 667 matches | ||
| Faceit | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 106 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8463 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,722 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12952 | 33% |
| Smokes | 8692 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 9359 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 7719 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,212,863 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 433 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | righteous | 59% | 83 |
| #2 | [CMC]iNsolence | 54% | 151 |
| #3 | kNy | 54% | 54 |
| #4 | lippincott | 54% | 69 |
| #5 | Tubba$$ | 53% | 152 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tubba$$ | +2.47 | 87 | 77 |
| #2 | T | +1.57 | 79 | 67 |
| #3 | *csR | +1.50 | 74 | 77 |
| #4 | nahstee | +0.94 | 76 | 63 |
| #5 | kNy | +0.87 | 71 | 65 |





