








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 586 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 303 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4037 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,229 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4230 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3362 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3668 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3969 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $926,090 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 307 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kirvemees | 58% | 24 |
| #2 | ummi | 58% | 45 |
| #3 | swag god 15 ? | 56% | 146 |
| #4 | ᴊᴊ | 56% | 82 |
| #5 | Leporn | 51% | 203 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leporn | 428 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #2 | LULSIK | 371 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #3 | HIRm. | 296 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #4 | Internet Explorer | 264 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #5 | swag god 15 ? | 208 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᴊᴊ | +2.85 | 87 | 62 |
| #2 | swag god 15 ? | +2.09 | 82 | 57 |
| #3 | L | +1.44 | 77 | 61 |
| #4 | inzider | +0.93 | 79 | 68 |
| #5 | chicks, money, power & chicks | +0.78 | 50 | 83 |





