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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 220 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 237 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2512 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,756 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4136 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4125 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3674 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3821 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,212,531 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 113 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miguel Jordan 23 | 58% | 43 |
| #2 | qdpoo | 52% | 25 |
| #3 | vic | 48% | 29 |
| #4 | FkN | rollin' | 47% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miguel Jordan 23 | 58% | 43 |
| #2 | qdpoo | 52% | 25 |
| #3 | vic | 48% | 29 |
| #4 | FkN | rollin' | 47% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FkN | rollin' | 4 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | Miguel Jordan 23 | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | qdpoo | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | qdpoo | 51 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #2 | Miguel Jordan 23 | 33 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | FkN | rollin' | 28 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | vic | 23 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miguel Jordan 23 | +3.12 | 80 | 48 |
| #2 | qdpoo | +2.66 | 66 | 60 |
| #3 | vic | +2.06 | 70 | 61 |
| #4 | FkN | rollin' | +0.04 | 63 | 47 |
| #5 | Gu3rr1lla | -2.01 | 17 | 52 |





