








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2007 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 384 matches | ||
| Faceit | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 88 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7389 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,852 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 16157 | 48% |
| Smokes | 5766 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 7270 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4659 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $832,886 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3644 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -MaNiaC | 74% | 38 |
| #2 | SMASH KINGZ | 63% | 38 |
| #3 | JC | 58% | 69 |
| #4 | Ramin-Rules | 57% | 54 |
| #5 | free juul asmr | 53% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | DANNYMOTM | 50% | 40 |
| #8 | motelcity | 50% | 107 |
| #9 | furious | 47% | 70 |
| #10 | taro | 38% | 37 |
| #11 | JaMOTM | 37% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | free juul asmr | 6 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | JC | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Ramin-Rules | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | JaMOTM | 3 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | -MaNiaC | 3 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ramin-Rules | 195 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #2 | taro | 175 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #3 | DANNYMOTM | 160 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #4 | JC | 146 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | motelcity | 140 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -MaNiaC | +3.82 | 91 | 79 |
| #2 | taro | +2.76 | 90 | 62 |
| #3 | JaMOTM | +2.07 | 80 | 65 |
| #4 | free juul asmr | +1.82 | 73 | 66 |
| #5 | assyrianMOTM | +1.34 | 49 | 75 |





