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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 646 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 98 matches | ||
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4497 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,438 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5243 | 32% |
| Smokes | 5746 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 3073 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2376 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $815,226 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 753 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JaMOTM HH WARDADDY | 71% | 35 |
| #2 | DєαтнHαηđBøhđαη | 58% | 31 |
| #3 | -Maniac- | 58% | 50 |
| #4 | assyrianMOTM | 58% | 69 |
| #5 | 959hrs | 57% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 959hrs | 23 | 0.0110 |
| #2 | -Maniac- | 7 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | furious | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | SMASH KINGZ | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | assyrianMOTM | 4 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 959hrs | +4.12 | 88 | 78 |
| #2 | DєαтнHαηđBøhđαη | +3.21 | 86 | 53 |
| #3 | JaMOTM HH WARDADDY | +2.95 | 75 | 57 |
| #4 | assyrianMOTM | +1.96 | 46 | 68 |
| #5 | -Maniac- | +1.93 | 87 | 80 |





