








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1566 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 185 matches | ||
| Premier | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 81 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 88 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5941 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,927 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8971 | 35% |
| Smokes | 5351 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 6263 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5342 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $870,383 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 355 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anto | 55% | 53 |
| #2 | PONEY PONEY RUN RUN ! | 50% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anto | 55% | 53 |
| #2 | PONEY PONEY RUN RUN ! | 50% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anto | 4 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | PONEY PONEY RUN RUN ! | 4 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PONEY PONEY RUN RUN ! | 80 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | Anto | 65 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PONEY PONEY RUN RUN ! | +2.27 | 81 | 60 |
| #2 | juliaN | +1.19 | 46 | 78 |
| #3 | Anto | -1.17 | 74 | 58 |





