








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 184 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 125 matches | ||
| Faceit | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2872 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,129 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3154 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2993 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2116 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1866 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $838,252 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 43 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gdx. | 67% | 52 |
| #2 | ★ Kazehana | 63% | 32 |
| #3 | 3s0k | 61% | 18 |
| #4 | factorop | 60% | 15 |
| #5 | pwnage | 55% | 159 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | factorop | 60% | 15 |
| #5 | pwnage | 55% | 159 |
| #6 | ppX | 53% | 233 |
| #7 | -CopperieX | 51% | 65 |
| #8 | JCNeoN | 50% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ppX | 8 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | pwnage | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | JCNeoN | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | -CopperieX | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ppX | 667 | 0.13 | 17 min |
| #2 | JCNeoN | 283 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #3 | -CopperieX | 240 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #4 | pwnage | 220 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | gdx. | 157 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★ Kazehana | +2.01 | 65 | 69 |
| #2 | factorop | +1.63 | 88 | 50 |
| #3 | JCNeoN | +1.19 | 72 | 61 |
| #4 | gdx. | +1.05 | 65 | 66 |
| #5 | pwnage | +0.97 | 86 | 46 |





