








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 528 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2298 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,513 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2750 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1467 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2355 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 941 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $471,590 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 741 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | im teh sAmurAi ת/ύ | 48% | 25 |
| #2 | himm00n | 48% | 42 |
| #3 | cdb | 47% | 36 |
| #4 | gNat[SaB] | 47% | 102 |
| #5 | phrozen[SaB] | 47% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cdb | +2.17 | 82 | 68 |
| #2 | gNat[SaB] | +1.19 | 72 | 74 |
| #3 | d4tbird | +0.79 | 63 | 66 |
| #4 | himm00n | -0.16 | 78 | 62 |
| #5 | phrozen[SaB] | -0.25 | 77 | 65 |





