








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 535 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 120 matches | ||
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2206 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,711 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2948 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1974 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2982 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1807 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $790,650 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 91 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jimmad | 51% | 151 |
| #2 | Tazzle | 49% | 183 |
| #3 | hyp♧ | 47% | 49 |
| #4 | Munch | 46% | 84 |
| #5 | Anima | 42% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Tazzle | 49% | 183 |
| #3 | hyp♧ | 47% | 49 |
| #4 | Munch | 46% | 84 |
| #5 | Anima | 42% | 64 |
| #6 | krin | 42% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tazzle | 7 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Munch | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Jimmad | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Anima | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | hyp♧ | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tazzle | 900 | 0.24 | 28 min |
| #2 | Jimmad | 231 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | hyp♧ | 74 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | krin | 68 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | Anima | 51 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tazzle | +1.76 | 80 | 82 |
| #2 | Jimmad | +0.72 | 57 | 72 |
| #3 | krin | +0.11 | 74 | 55 |
| #4 | Munch | +0.05 | 93 | 45 |
| #5 | Nb` | -0.20 | 68 | 65 |





