








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2938 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 2403 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 81 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




253 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
18348 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 68,874 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11897 | 17% |
| Smokes | 28658 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 13516 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 14803 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $9,473,700 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3750 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nqrc_0 | 52% | 285 |
| #2 | +-YLHAN-+ | 49% | 195 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nqrc_0 | 52% | 285 |
| #2 | +-YLHAN-+ | 49% | 195 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | +-YLHAN-+ | 21 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | Nqrc_0 | 13 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nqrc_0 | 552 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| #2 | +-YLHAN-+ | 441 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | +-YLHAN-+ | +2.46 | 61 | 50 |
| #2 | Gla-oui | +0.17 | 37 | 55 |
| #3 | Nqrc_0 | -1.06 | 46 | 67 |





