








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 254 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 87 matches | ||
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1522 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,091 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1706 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1571 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1677 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1137 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $537,782 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 33 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aaron | 48% | 117 |
| #2 | Cyru$ | 47% | 133 |
| #3 | exz0r | 46% | 24 |
| #4 | Svessi litli | 45% | 99 |
| #5 | Heimir | 41% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aaron | 48% | 117 |
| #2 | Cyru$ | 47% | 133 |
| #3 | exz0r | 46% | 24 |
| #4 | Svessi litli | 45% | 99 |
| #5 | Heimir | 41% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Svessi litli | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Cyru$ | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | Aaron | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Heimir | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cyru$ | 559 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #2 | Aaron | 253 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | Svessi litli | 193 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | Heimir | 190 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | exz0r | 100 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cyru$ | +2.97 | 68 | 71 |
| #2 | Aaron | +1.04 | 47 | 65 |
| #3 | Buttler | -0.33 | 72 | 66 |
| #4 | Heimir | -1.25 | 59 | 57 |
| #5 | Svessi litli | -2.44 | 31 | 62 |





