








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 13 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
258 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,158 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 177 | 15% |
| Smokes | 311 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 367 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 303 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $123,952 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jankkinen | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | SaMu :> | 57% | 21 |
| #3 | PasiPaisti | 55% | 33 |
| #4 | Tmu autoladder.gg | 53% | 32 |
| #5 | mdms | 52% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | SaMu :> | 57% | 21 |
| #3 | PasiPaisti | 55% | 33 |
| #4 | Tmu autoladder.gg | 53% | 32 |
| #5 | mdms | 52% | 31 |
| #6 | Rambeli | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mdms | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | SaMu :> | 2 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | Tmu autoladder.gg | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Jankkinen | 1 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tmu autoladder.gg | 125 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #2 | PasiPaisti | 103 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | SaMu :> | 72 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | mdms | 65 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | Rambeli | 16 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rambeli | +1.94 | 56 | 69 |
| #2 | Jankkinen | +1.80 | 79 | 66 |
| #3 | SaMu :> | +1.64 | 66 | 61 |
| #4 | PasiPaisti | +0.97 | 71 | 69 |
| #5 | Tmu autoladder.gg | +0.14 | 59 | 73 |





