








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 916 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 522 matches | ||
| Faceit | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7891 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,036 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4428 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3355 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 8061 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 4192 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,919,765 of utility $239 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 315 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brother Keegel | 270 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #2 | donny | 252 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #3 | MOTHER F@CCO | 236 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #4 | tPoi$zon | 215 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #5 | vallzy | 195 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tPoi$zon | +4.01 | 73 | 71 |
| #2 | donny | +1.85 | 86 | 67 |
| #3 | Brother Keegel | +1.54 | 64 | 68 |
| #4 | maYo | +0.77 | 61 | 77 |
| #5 | MORBAZHA | +0.47 | 64 | 61 |





