








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 108 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
864 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,714 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1131 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1117 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 667 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 799 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $218,251 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SoffaN -L- | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | Majs | 57% | 14 |
| #3 | Prosefforn | 56% | 9 |
| #4 | Strepoq | 50% | 6 |
| #5 | putte | 47% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Majs | 57% | 14 |
| #3 | Prosefforn | 56% | 9 |
| #4 | Strepoq | 50% | 6 |
| #5 | putte | 47% | 36 |
| #6 | JRD | 45% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | putte | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Prosefforn | 2 | 0.0101 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | putte | 105 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #2 | JRD | 33 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #3 | Prosefforn | 23 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | Majs | 12 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | Strepoq | 11 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | putte | +4.94 | 79 | 70 |
| #2 | Prosefforn | +4.77 | 75 | 66 |
| #3 | SoffaN -L- | +3.65 | 87 | 60 |
| #4 | Majs | +2.25 | 73 | 45 |
| #5 | Smooth Kremlinal | -1.33 | 48 | 62 |





