








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 382 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 306 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3452 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,489 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4001 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3715 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3906 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1867 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,459,714 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 202 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ShawtY | 60% | 42 |
| #2 | Slice | 59% | 22 |
| #3 | eule | 53% | 30 |
| #4 | Jay.C.Jay | 53% | 47 |
| #5 | Justice | 51% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | LeChuck | 50% | 28 |
| #7 | Toxic Chris | 50% | 72 |
| #8 | XxxLouisxxX | 47% | 30 |
| #9 | sunr!se | 44% | 27 |
| #10 | hvndsome.Lvke | 44% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jay.C.Jay | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | Toxic Chris | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Justice | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | ShawtY | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | hvndsome.Lvke | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Justice | 295 | 0.25 | 9 min |
| #2 | Jay.C.Jay | 177 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #3 | sunr!se | 160 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #4 | eule | 90 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | LeChuck | 67 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Justice | +1.70 | 44 | 74 |
| #2 | Jay.C.Jay | +0.89 | 56 | 82 |
| #3 | eule | +0.67 | 56 | 84 |
| #4 | Slice | +0.60 | 52 | 47 |
| #5 | ZumpL | +0.50 | 70 | 72 |





