








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 62 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
112 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 370 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 106 | 29% |
| Smokes | 83 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 64 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 117 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $70,150 of utility $238 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bo$$Rekten$$i | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | pipuli :D | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | diiro | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | flouZi | 60% | 10 |
| #5 | paska | 50% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | pipuli :D | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | diiro | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | flouZi | 60% | 10 |
| #5 | paska | 50% | 12 |
| #6 | taNgE-.- | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flouZi | 1 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | diiro | 1 | 0.0094 |
| #3 | pipuli :D | 1 | 0.0132 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flouZi | 19 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #2 | paska | 18 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #3 | Bo$$Rekten$$i | 18 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | diiro | 10 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #5 | pipuli :D | 6 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | taNgE-.- | +2.54 | 75 | 74 |
| #2 | flouZi | +1.70 | 56 | 76 |
| #3 | pipuli :D | +1.47 | 69 | 45 |
| #4 | diiro | -0.56 | 52 | 58 |
| #5 | Bo$$Rekten$$i | -0.70 | 56 | 55 |





