








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 431 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 435 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 32 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4483 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,452 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3504 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3844 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3745 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2359 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,337,100 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 763 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pr0pH | 49% | 49 |
| #2 | Amoren | 47% | 202 |
| #3 | TapaN | 45% | 172 |
| #4 | lenni | 44% | 141 |
| #5 | Lawlshark | 44% | 139 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TapaN | 598 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #2 | lenni | 360 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #3 | Amoren | 355 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #4 | Lawlshark | 279 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #5 | Zbag | 211 | 0.04 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TapaN | +2.14 | 82 | 64 |
| #2 | Lawlshark | +1.62 | 78 | 70 |
| #3 | Amoren | +1.47 | 64 | 72 |
| #4 | lenni | +0.75 | 58 | 66 |
| #5 | Pr0pH | +0.03 | 56 | 63 |





