








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 913 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 662 matches | ||
| Faceit | 375 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 85 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8299 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,379 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9568 | 26% |
| Smokes | 11457 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 10180 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 5174 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,379,877 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 239 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m1n1ben | 54% | 65 |
| #2 | DyR | 51% | 76 |
| #3 | Walter White | 50% | 235 |
| #4 | JJ ice | 49% | 82 |
| #5 | Megatron | 48% | 189 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Megatron | 48% | 189 |
| #6 | Wolfpack//Marley! | 48% | 100 |
| #7 | Safriel | 47% | 292 |
| #8 | Faxelight | 46% | 469 |
| #9 | RabbitKillerDK | 46% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Safriel | 14 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Faxelight | 7 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | Walter White | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Megatron | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | RabbitKillerDK | 4 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Faxelight | 1234 | 0.12 | 23 min |
| #2 | Walter White | 534 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #3 | Wolfpack//Marley! | 208 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | RabbitKillerDK | 124 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | Safriel | 115 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m1n1ben | +5.29 | 66 | 66 |
| #2 | RabbitKillerDK | +2.97 | 52 | 57 |
| #3 | Walter White | +2.58 | 71 | 68 |
| #4 | DyR | +2.25 | 56 | 63 |
| #5 | Megatron | +0.59 | 58 | 46 |





