








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 143 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 105 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1504 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,797 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1458 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1639 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1327 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1373 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $527,978 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 453 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | maltevm | 51% | 35 |
| #6 | gravityy | 42% | 12 |
| #7 | ︻芫 -🚽 ✂ ⋃ Herden⭕⃤☜☯☞ | 38% | 8 |
| #8 | Freeze | 25% | 8 |
| #9 | Mini | 10% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Freeze | 1 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wusung 램 | +3.67 | 90 | 80 |
| #2 | wariel | +3.14 | 87 | 66 |
| #3 | maltevm | +2.90 | 81 | 64 |
| #4 | myrikxD | +1.05 | 86 | 73 |
| #5 | ︻芫 -🚽 ✂ ⋃ Herden⭕⃤☜☯☞ | +0.79 | 54 | 73 |





