








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1062 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 87 matches | ||
| Wingman | 84 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4252 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,282 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3545 | 38% |
| Smokes | 2838 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2631 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 268 | 3% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,354,096 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 352 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kiffone | 52% | 317 |
| #2 | dagurra | 52% | 286 |
| #3 | Seke | 51% | 237 |
| #4 | geniusenis | 50% | 242 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kiffone | 52% | 317 |
| #2 | dagurra | 52% | 286 |
| #3 | Seke | 51% | 237 |
| #4 | geniusenis | 50% | 242 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | geniusenis | 10 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Kiffone | 8 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Seke | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | dagurra | 4 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Seke | 536 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #2 | Kiffone | 428 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #3 | dagurra | 364 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #4 | geniusenis | 202 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | niQQe | +4.66 | 91 | 63 |
| #2 | Seke | +1.36 | 64 | 70 |
| #3 | dagurra | +0.09 | 67 | 63 |
| #4 | geniusenis | -3.17 | 39 | 59 |
| #5 | Kiffone | -3.86 | 39 | 59 |





