








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 281 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 57 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1517 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,055 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 974 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1646 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1722 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1713 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,238,093 of utility $237 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 108 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dagurra | 50% | 224 |
| #2 | niQQe | 50% | 242 |
| #3 | Seke | 50% | 201 |
| #4 | Kiffone | 49% | 182 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dagurra | 50% | 224 |
| #2 | niQQe | 50% | 242 |
| #3 | Seke | 50% | 201 |
| #4 | Kiffone | 49% | 182 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Seke | 7 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Kiffone | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | niQQe | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | dagurra | 4 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | niQQe | 617 | 0.12 | 21 min |
| #2 | Seke | 466 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #3 | dagurra | 298 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #4 | Kiffone | 286 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | niQQe | +4.19 | 92 | 63 |
| #2 | Seke | +1.17 | 64 | 70 |
| #3 | dagurra | +0.26 | 66 | 63 |
| #4 | geniusenis | -3.14 | 39 | 59 |
| #5 | Kiffone | -3.23 | 40 | 61 |





