








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 103 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 312 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4194 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,177 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4161 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5208 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3889 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2919 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $332,291 of utility $27 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 143 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❤Asiancupcakee | 52% | 114 |
| #2 | Huhricane ;)) | 49% | 148 |
| #3 | 乇dy | 47% | 72 |
| #4 | catboy erwyn | 40% | 89 |
| #5 | yikes | 39% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Huhricane ;)) | 49% | 148 |
| #3 | 乇dy | 47% | 72 |
| #4 | catboy erwyn | 40% | 89 |
| #5 | yikes | 39% | 31 |
| #6 | Ween | 37% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Huhricane ;)) | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | 乇dy | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | catboy erwyn | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | ❤Asiancupcakee | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | yikes | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Huhricane ;)) | 255 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #2 | 乇dy | 175 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | ❤Asiancupcakee | 105 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | catboy erwyn | 71 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | yikes | 40 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❤Asiancupcakee | +1.13 | 60 | 57 |
| #2 | eerf | +0.31 | 48 | 58 |
| #3 | Ween | +0.23 | 44 | 18 |
| #4 | yikes | -0.21 | 55 | 41 |
| #5 | Huhricane ;)) | -0.31 | 59 | 62 |





