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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2021 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,708 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 395 | 23% |
| Smokes | 293 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 614 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 406 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $589,582 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 99 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 『Senpai』 | 61% | 72 |
| #2 | wolfenhauz | 60% | 70 |
| #3 | pat. | 58% | 114 |
| #4 | 007Aston | 50% | 20 |
| #5 | NERPZ | 48% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 『Senpai』 | 61% | 72 |
| #2 | wolfenhauz | 60% | 70 |
| #3 | pat. | 58% | 114 |
| #4 | 007Aston | 50% | 20 |
| #5 | NERPZ | 48% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NERPZ | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | pat. | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | wolfenhauz | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | 007Aston | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wolfenhauz | 143 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #2 | pat. | 92 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #3 | 007Aston | 85 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #4 | 『Senpai』 | 35 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | NERPZ | 18 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 『Senpai』 | +6.55 | 88 | 33 |
| #2 | NERPZ | +4.15 | 33 | 41 |
| #3 | wolfenhauz | +1.43 | 61 | 53 |
| #4 | 007Aston | +1.09 | 25 | 65 |
| #5 | pat. | -0.44 | 30 | 51 |





