








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 269 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 189 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2401 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,862 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1159 | 15% |
| Smokes | 2489 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1653 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2561 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $479,378 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Booom4ever | 57% | 47 |
| #8 | ✭M1ke✭ @Teamsearch | 55% | 95 |
| #9 | FungsArmy - TheHolk | 47% | 32 |
| #10 | n1kkiJ* #itoldutobuybitcoin | 38% | 13 |
| #11 | Mange | 38% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✭M1ke✭ @Teamsearch | 6 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Czoki | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Booom4ever | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | n1kkiJ* #itoldutobuybitcoin | 2 | 0.0076 |
| #5 | Relania | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✭M1ke✭ @Teamsearch | 213 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #2 | Czoki | 184 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #3 | Relania | 136 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | FungsArmy - TheHolk | 90 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | Booom4ever | 82 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wngagvap+ | +2.30 | 79 | 60 |
| #2 | Dome | +2.09 | 66 | 55 |
| #3 | Mange | +0.73 | 71 | 65 |
| #4 | Czoki | +0.41 | 63 | 67 |
| #5 | ✭M1ke✭ @Teamsearch | +0.40 | 55 | 67 |





