








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1231 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1140 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 237 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10417 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 43,327 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7653 | 18% |
| Smokes | 12216 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 13714 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 9744 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,115,817 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wngagvap+ | 60% | 142 |
| #2 | n1kkiJ* #itoldutobuybitcoin | 52% | 187 |
| #3 | Dome | 52% | 228 |
| #4 | ✭M1ke✭ @Teamsearch | 52% | 122 |
| #5 | kuchisabishii | 50% | 166 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Mange | 48% | 371 |
| #9 | Booom4ever | 47% | 236 |
| #10 | Scooby | 43% | 100 |
| #11 | xXSalynXx | 41% | 149 |
| #12 | K1ng | 37% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Relania | 12 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | Mange | 11 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Sunny Moses | 10 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | ✭M1ke✭ @Teamsearch | 8 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | Booom4ever | 7 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Relania | 1479 | 0.09 | 41 min |
| #2 | Mange | 642 | 0.08 | 21 min |
| #3 | Booom4ever | 450 | 0.09 | 14 min |
| #4 | ✭M1ke✭ @Teamsearch | 318 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #5 | Sunny Moses | 293 | 0.04 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wngagvap+ | +2.52 | 80 | 59 |
| #2 | Mange | +1.60 | 73 | 65 |
| #3 | kuchisabishii | +1.25 | 61 | 68 |
| #4 | Dome | +1.13 | 68 | 57 |
| #5 | Czoki | +0.73 | 60 | 65 |





