








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 438 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 248 matches | ||
| Esplay | 4 matches | 1,479 | |
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2530 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,270 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3138 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4524 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 3217 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2391 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $995,117 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 110 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d0mo | 69% | 16 |
| #2 | Baggis | 65% | 23 |
| #3 | Banuunun | 65% | 20 |
| #4 | MissNoAim | 61% | 18 |
| #5 | Olsson! | 58% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⭕⃤ ॐ Sho*ॐ | 93 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #2 | Firecat | 76 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | Dontan | 57 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | Olsson! | 48 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | Baggis | 47 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Banuunun | +5.02 | 72 | 58 |
| #2 | Olsson! | +4.47 | 73 | 57 |
| #3 | ♱MollyMannen♱ | +2.06 | 75 | 55 |
| #4 | ⭕⃤ ॐ Sho*ॐ | +1.78 | 69 | 69 |
| #5 | ✪ AmiTecH^ ツ | +1.46 | 44 | 67 |





