








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 119 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 40 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
811 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,010 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 867 | 29% |
| Smokes | 747 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 697 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 699 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $208,559 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flusha | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | xpl | 56% | 9 |
| #3 | Gino | 54% | 46 |
| #4 | musc | 51% | 84 |
| #5 | kcHx_- | 50% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | kcHx_- | 50% | 16 |
| #6 | Som | 49% | 53 |
| #7 | GGGGG | 44% | 18 |
| #8 | ofnu NVIDIA | 43% | 7 |
| #9 | psy | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Som | 4 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | musc | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | GGGGG | 3 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | Gino | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | kcHx_- | 1 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | musc | 306 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #2 | Som | 112 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | flusha | 68 | 0.26 | 2 min |
| #4 | Gino | 54 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | GGGGG | 42 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flusha | +3.31 | 77 | 81 |
| #2 | ofnu NVIDIA | +1.88 | 73 | 64 |
| #3 | musc | +0.74 | 69 | 74 |
| #4 | Som | +0.16 | 70 | 68 |
| #5 | Gino | -0.45 | 73 | 50 |





