








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 211 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 103 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1381 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,300 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1994 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1588 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1496 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1222 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $248,627 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ANDISON | 52% | 54 |
| #2 | xeNN | 52% | 29 |
| #3 | -sTniii | 50% | 10 |
| #4 | x1 | 49% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ANDISON | 52% | 54 |
| #2 | xeNN | 52% | 29 |
| #3 | -sTniii | 50% | 10 |
| #4 | x1 | 49% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ANDISON | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | xeNN | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ANDISON | 256 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #2 | xeNN | 125 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #3 | x1 | 62 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | -sTniii | 32 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xeNN | +1.37 | 77 | 72 |
| #2 | ANDISON | +1.32 | 64 | 77 |
| #3 | x1 | +0.22 | 63 | 65 |
| #4 | beepbeep. | -0.16 | 68 | 69 |
| #5 | -sTniii | -0.52 | 74 | 68 |





