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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 922 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 346 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 146 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2396 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,717 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3714 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4956 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4517 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3530 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $997,215 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Irenchenx3 | 47% | 107 |
| #7 | AimTriX | 43% | 21 |
| #8 | Voodoo ⚒ | 42% | 38 |
| #9 | The King صموئيل | 32% | 22 |
| #10 | Butzemaus | 28% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AimTriX | 110 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #2 | [Mysterious] NEROCORLEON | 86 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | Butzemaus | 80 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | Protum | 71 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Α∞Ω|𝕻𝖎𝖜𝖎⨁ | 69 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Α∞Ω|𝕻𝖎𝖜𝖎⨁ | +4.02 | 55 | 70 |
| #2 | The King صموئيل | +1.93 | 37 | 52 |
| #3 | Melia | +0.23 | 38 | 55 |
| #4 | EvilAntichrist | -0.10 | 27 | 61 |
| #5 | AimTriX | -0.13 | 33 | 75 |





