








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 353 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 111 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1639 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,139 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3972 | 39% |
| Smokes | 2362 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2008 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1797 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $200,470 of utility $57 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 57 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ DeeDee - | 57% | 21 |
| #2 | Sapito | 53% | 34 |
| #3 | P1NCH0 | 49% | 93 |
| #4 | TokioAWP | 44% | 39 |
| #5 | v1NCHEN$O7 | 41% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | P1NCH0 | 49% | 93 |
| #4 | TokioAWP | 44% | 39 |
| #5 | v1NCHEN$O7 | 41% | 32 |
| #6 | Playツ | 36% | 11 |
| #7 | ☭Хими Эндрикс☭ | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TokioAWP | 10 | 0.0134 |
| #2 | P1NCH0 | 8 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Sapito | 3 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | v1NCHEN$O7 | 2 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | ✪ DeeDee - | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P1NCH0 | 598 | 0.31 | 15 min |
| #2 | v1NCHEN$O7 | 345 | 0.55 | 10 min |
| #3 | TokioAWP | 79 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | Sapito | 39 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Playツ | 28 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v1NCHEN$O7 | +3.88 | 98 | 80 |
| #2 | Sapito | +2.31 | 84 | 57 |
| #3 | GoliatH | +1.07 | 73 | 79 |
| #4 | P1NCH0 | +0.99 | 74 | 62 |
| #5 | Playツ | -0.38 | 65 | 69 |





