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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2768 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 711 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11949 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,816 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 23306 | 62% |
| Smokes | 5229 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 7333 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1948 | 5% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,248,074 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 575 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P1NCH0 | 44% | 55 |
| #2 | diegoarizz | 44% | 39 |
| #3 | TokioAWP | 40% | 126 |
| #4 | ☭Хими Эндрикс☭ | 37% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P1NCH0 | 44% | 55 |
| #2 | diegoarizz | 44% | 39 |
| #3 | TokioAWP | 40% | 126 |
| #4 | ☭Хими Эндрикс☭ | 37% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TokioAWP | 18 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | P1NCH0 | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | ☭Хими Эндрикс☭ | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | diegoarizz | 2 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P1NCH0 | 326 | 0.29 | 8 min |
| #2 | TokioAWP | 277 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #3 | diegoarizz | 189 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #4 | ☭Хими Эндрикс☭ | 146 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v1NCHEN$O7 | +2.01 | 98 | 78 |
| #2 | P1NCH0 | +0.84 | 74 | 64 |
| #3 | diegoarizz | -0.81 | 62 | 65 |
| #4 | ☭Хими Эндрикс☭ | -2.99 | 43 | 61 |
| #5 | TokioAWP | -3.63 | 83 | 44 |





