








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 273 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Esplay | 48 matches | 1,609 | |
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1158 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,515 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1255 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1518 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1552 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1190 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $726,117 of utility $205 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 156 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | makii | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | prahx | 55% | 109 |
| #3 | Foppa | 55% | 20 |
| #4 | gunvald larsson ツ frag4food | 54% | 119 |
| #5 | Stålbert ツ | 53% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prahx | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | gunvald larsson ツ frag4food | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | cARLMAESTRO +} | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | RejexX | 3 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prahx | 372 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #2 | RejexX | 243 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #3 | Stålbert ツ | 221 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | cARLMAESTRO +} | 213 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | gunvald larsson ツ frag4food | 174 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stålbert ツ | +2.59 | 88 | 64 |
| #2 | prahx | +1.91 | 76 | 71 |
| #3 | cARLMAESTRO +} | +1.66 | 84 | 69 |
| #4 | Foppa | +0.99 | 81 | 64 |
| #5 | gunvald larsson ツ frag4food | -0.25 | 54 | 64 |





