








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 228 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
911 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,030 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 797 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1202 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1068 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 963 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $268,733 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bledi | 79% | 14 |
| #2 | Kantic- | 71% | 7 |
| #3 | SUBSEVEN | 70% | 10 |
| #4 | Greyou | 58% | 59 |
| #5 | latOr | 57% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | SUBSEVEN | 70% | 10 |
| #4 | Greyou | 58% | 59 |
| #5 | latOr | 57% | 14 |
| #6 | bLd | 56% | 25 |
| #7 | gn* | 44% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Greyou | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | bLd | 3 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | bledi | 2 | 0.0075 |
| #4 | Kantic- | 2 | 0.0132 |
| #5 | latOr | 1 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Greyou | 351 | 0.28 | 9 min |
| #2 | bLd | 105 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #3 | Kantic- | 52 | 0.34 | 1 min |
| #4 | SUBSEVEN | 45 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #5 | bledi | 41 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SUBSEVEN | +2.19 | 87 | 61 |
| #2 | latOr | +1.57 | 81 | 39 |
| #3 | Sileo | +1.53 | 65 | 69 |
| #4 | bLd | +0.68 | 66 | 65 |
| #5 | Greyou | +0.42 | 52 | 75 |





