








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 594 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 320 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 287 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5281 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,120 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4719 | 16% |
| Smokes | 8857 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 6058 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 9486 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,061,161 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 404 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #17 | Slipper | 44% | 240 |
| #18 | Skunky | 43% | 230 |
| #19 | Stevey | 43% | 148 |
| #20 | Mattmo_0 | 40% | 70 |
| #21 | Nepotism | 34% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GreenGoblin | 66 | 0.0117 |
| #2 | JamesIOM | 33 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | hummingman | 22 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | MrGobblingGregWallace | 15 | 0.0122 |
| #5 | Raga | 12 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | moz | +4.91 | 73 | 80 |
| #2 | Liam [B] | +4.38 | 79 | 51 |
| #3 | MrGobblingGregWallace | +4.05 | 58 | 73 |
| #4 | GreenGoblin | +3.56 | 63 | 70 |
| #5 | JamesIOM | +2.72 | 57 | 57 |





