








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 44 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1002 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,306 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 495 | 21% |
| Smokes | 405 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 834 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 572 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $147,139 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | umaTTbr0 | 71% | 21 |
| #2 | Acuriz | 70% | 20 |
| #3 | beh sserwerden | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | MaRM0R | 57% | 37 |
| #5 | BuRRoLoCo | 53% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Acuriz | 2 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | BuRRoLoCo | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | MaRM0R | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | tonii | 1 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | beh sserwerden | 1 | 0.0095 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BuRRoLoCo | 111 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #2 | umaTTbr0 | 80 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #3 | MaRM0R | 62 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | tonii | 39 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | Acuriz | 24 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | freqx | +2.75 | 69 | 63 |
| #2 | beh sserwerden | +1.94 | 39 | 67 |
| #3 | umaTTbr0 | +1.14 | 82 | 78 |
| #4 | Acuriz | +0.22 | 66 | 61 |
| #5 | BuRRoLoCo | +0.06 | 48 | 76 |





