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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 233 matches | ||
| Esplay | 36 matches | 1,686 | |
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4061 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,321 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2255 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3453 | 41% |
| HE Grenades | 2427 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 186 | 2% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,113,311 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 213 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | ProwbieSE | 46% | 24 |
| #14 | Clerasil | 43% | 49 |
| #15 | Falathar | 41% | 32 |
| #16 | Fiftyswifty | 40% | 25 |
| #17 | ROCK | 38% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ROCK | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Bengt-Göran | 4 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | Majvor | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | Clerasil | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Bobo | 2 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ROCK | 272 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #2 | Majvor | 199 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | ★LöKeN★ | 116 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | Falathar | 112 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | Clerasil | 83 | 0.08 | 2 min |





