








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 941 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 450 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 170 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3517 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,553 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4904 | 23% |
| Smokes | 5243 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6437 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 4969 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,441,077 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 169 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Diggi | 56% | 25 |
| #2 | Dranz3r | 52% | 77 |
| #3 | rapture | 51% | 91 |
| #4 | dale phukzalot | 47% | 112 |
| #5 | lui | 46% | 250 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gbat | 28 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | nle | 20 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | lui | 20 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | dale phukzalot | 11 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | Diggi | 2 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nle | 1297 | 0.15 | 39 min |
| #2 | lui | 784 | 0.15 | 23 min |
| #3 | dale phukzalot | 478 | 0.20 | 13 min |
| #4 | Gbat | 427 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #5 | Dranz3r | 249 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dale phukzalot | +1.71 | 71 | 77 |
| #2 | Gbat | +1.32 | 67 | 67 |
| #3 | lui | +1.29 | 53 | 67 |
| #4 | Diggi | +0.38 | 32 | 65 |
| #5 | nle | +0.25 | 48 | 65 |





