








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 598 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 195 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 83 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3995 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,006 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5324 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4738 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4049 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3895 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,457,771 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 420 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RoboStorken DK | 19 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | _WHAT_dk | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Cameldk | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Timon | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | HaBBa | 3 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RoboStorken DK | 1043 | 0.14 | 30 min |
| #2 | Burger | 244 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #3 | HaBBa | 164 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | _WHAT_dk | 160 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #5 | Cameldk | 135 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nB aka FætterTræls.dk | +3.90 | 63 | 80 |
| #2 | s0elefant | +1.42 | 45 | 66 |
| #3 | RoboStorken DK | +0.80 | 47 | 78 |
| #4 | FIF | -0.21 | 42 | 74 |
| #5 | _WHAT_dk | -0.27 | 41 | 61 |





