








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 151 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 124 matches | ||
| Faceit | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1681 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,637 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1815 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1236 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2205 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1381 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,173,904 of utility $241 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 68 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | QuiKci | 68% | 22 |
| #2 | Proposition Joe | 50% | 16 |
| #3 | gerhardt stiegel | 47% | 140 |
| #4 | Imppp | 47% | 17 |
| #5 | JuTuJu | 47% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pauli | +1.91 | 63 | 67 |
| #2 | gerhardt stiegel | +1.90 | 66 | 71 |
| #3 | QuiKci | +1.40 | 89 | 65 |
| #4 | JuTuJu | +1.32 | 60 | 76 |
| #5 | Proposition Joe | +0.91 | 64 | 78 |





