








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3340 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 994 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 41 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 144 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
16925 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 67,267 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 26562 | 39% |
| Smokes | 18015 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 10847 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 11843 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,563,617 of utility $57 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2428 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Eden4Z | 55% | 76 |
| #8 | Winniblues | 55% | 232 |
| #9 | shmurda | 55% | 108 |
| #10 | Wez Jezz | 54% | 94 |
| #11 | Mamba | 54% | 133 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s0dap | +2.41 | 84 | 58 |
| #2 | Eden4Z | +2.36 | 85 | 72 |
| #3 | AMERIKKKAN BADA$$ | +2.34 | 91 | 64 |
| #4 | ىཡཇℴℓ | +1.56 | 85 | 69 |
| #5 | SpectRe | +1.25 | 69 | 74 |





