








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 292 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3755 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,831 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4538 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4229 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5116 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1948 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $581,778 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lchslrch | 62% | 65 |
| #2 | maett | 57% | 21 |
| #3 | *-_-LoGiN-_-* | 55% | 75 |
| #4 | famke | 55% | 44 |
| #5 | jiMMi | 54% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | niarb | 48% | 23 |
| #13 | Chrizz0 | 46% | 26 |
| #14 | ^veh | 44% | 79 |
| #15 | Hansapils | 44% | 32 |
| #16 | k4z | 43% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hansapils | +2.33 | 61 | 81 |
| #2 | gladi xD | +1.32 | 77 | 72 |
| #3 | Chrizz0 | +1.18 | 80 | 61 |
| #4 | famke | +1.18 | 46 | 60 |
| #5 | *-_-LoGiN-_-* | +0.47 | 81 | 52 |





