








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 13 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1897 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,068 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1024 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1393 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1737 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1914 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $448,583 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 83 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Xerwell | 60% | 103 |
| #8 | kzr k1 | 58% | 12 |
| #9 | STARITY | 56% | 18 |
| #10 | MATTEH- | 56% | 27 |
| #11 | -KeegaN- | 48% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ CoachAnt | 8 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Cheep Heep | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Xerwell | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | ✪ peanut | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | MATTEH- | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ CoachAnt | 424 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #2 | Cheep Heep | 421 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #3 | Xerwell | 130 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | ✪ peanut | 120 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | STARITY | 46 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ CoachAnt | +4.52 | 96 | 59 |
| #2 | Wilsonnr1 | +4.08 | 85 | 63 |
| #3 | Xerwell | +1.18 | 85 | 57 |
| #4 | Cheep Heep | +0.21 | 75 | 76 |
| #5 | -KeegaN- | +0.21 | 90 | 61 |





