










System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 302 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
433 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,292 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 539 | 42% |
| Smokes | 311 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 325 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 117 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $142,614 of utility $209 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 201 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| 63% | 8 | ||
| #2 | donk | 50% | 6 |
| 25% | 4 | ||
| #4 | Eliksiiri | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| 63% | 8 | ||
| #2 | donk | 50% | 6 |
| 25% | 4 | ||
| #4 | Eliksiiri | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | donk | 6 | 0.0508 |
| #2 | Eliksiiri | 6 | 0.0556 |
| 2 | 0.0126 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eliksiiri | 33 | 0.31 | 0 min |
| 22 | 0.14 | 1 min | ||
| 18 | 0.21 | 0 min | ||
| #4 | donk | 8 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| +5.73 | 75 | 59 | ||
| #2 | el negro | +2.97 | 89 | 64 |
| #3 | donk | +0.98 | 42 | 27 |
| #4 | Eliksiiri | -4.37 | 11 | 26 |
| -5.67 | 13 | 35 |





